Giant Microbes Original Bed Bug

OMG, when I was reading up on this little critter I was happy to find that this rarely paid a visit these days in modern beds and modern sanitation, but then I found out that most bites in bed are actually caused by spiders. Nevertheless, here we have the cute and cuddly Giant Microbes Bed Bug Cimex Lectularius.

If you do find one in your bed with its little legs and fangs, then here is a little reminder of what to do

Good night, sleep tight
Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
If they do, squeeze them tight;
And don’t let go ’till the morning light.